Modern dating culture satire
When love becomes a transaction and everyone's disposable. Swipe left for human connection, swipe right for instant gratification. The app economy meets emotional capitalism. We're merchandising the loneliness.
Humans reduced to profile pics. Compatibility measured in 6 photos and 3 sentences. Reject someone faster than ordering food. Dating apps didn't connect us, they turned us into products.
Limited likes unless you pay. 'Super likes' for desperation. Premium features to be seen. They monetized loneliness and called it innovation.
More options, less commitment. Everyone's replaceable with one swipe. The grass is always greener. Dating apps solved nothing and broke everything.
Swipe Me Harder merch drops with the 2025 Closeout Collection on January 5th. Premium cotton. Commitment issues sold separately.
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